that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
