You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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