The brown eye won't let me do that either.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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