Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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