jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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