i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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