I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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