Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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