the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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