kristin has been a bad kristin
one might say we're banned from that church
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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