what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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