Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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