She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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