someone get that fucking seahorse.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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