I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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