You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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