Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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