At least make sure they are 18
Why
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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