HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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