Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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