so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
whose parrot is this?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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