i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Randomize
