If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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