Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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