I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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