nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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