I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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