I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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