I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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