We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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