Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
