Sry I called you an 8
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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