This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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