I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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