Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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