i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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