She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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