Moan for me like Helen Keller
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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