I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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