it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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