Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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