the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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