hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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