oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There's even glitter on my cock...
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