Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
