Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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