Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
