i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
FUCK WHALES
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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