he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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