the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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