Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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